Y ou drink only water for a week and end up at the hospital.
You dye your hair black, use ten gallons of hair gell, put on a blue spandex outfit and call yourself Vegeta.
You lose a fight because you spend the whole time trying to form a Genki-Dama
You continue to chant "Kamehameha"
You force your friends to call you Vegeta
You paint six small dots on your forehead
Ki actually means something to you
You cut your sleeves and put on many layers of clothes and call it a Gi
You actually think it is possible to have hair like Goku's
You die your hair purple and buy a plastic sword
You build a time machine and expect it to work
You try and make a gravity machine
You paint yourself pink and try to pass a Chibi Buu
You highlight your hair and call yourself a Super Saiyajin
You spend most of your free time thinking about DBZ, and when your not thinking about it, you are drawing it
You plant a cherry tree and call it "Shinseiju" or the "Tree of Might"
You concider Gokou to be a possible role model
You expect to find Higher Dragons in a burning forest
You get AOL just to make a DBZ Screen-Name and to fight people and prove that you really are a Saiyajin
You find a piece of colored glass and call it a Scouter
You watch the same DBZ tape over and over and act surprised when an attack starts, even know you knew it was comming a mile away
You find a pipe cleaner and consider it a tail
You cried for hours when Vegeta got killed by Freezer, and you cried for days when Vegeta killed himself trying to stop Majin Buu
You try and build a small space pod and tell your friends you were sent down to Earth with it
You actually look like Goku
Try and learn the Kamesennin technique
You convince yourself that you were born on Planet Vegeta and that your parents found you and lied to you about you being their child
You brag to your friends about blowing up a certain planet with a fighting force
You wear two earrings and convince your friends that you are Vegetto
You learn every lyric of every song and try and actually do what they say (train a dinosaur to ride a ball?!?)
You have two imaginary friends: Goku and Vegeta
You threaten to summon Goku and Vegeta to this dimension if your buddies make you mad
You practice many hours a day trying to fly
You get Christmas ornaments and put red star stickers on them and tell your friends they are the real Dragon Balls
You are as cocky as Vegeta or more
You try and beat up your pals using the same techniquie Kaio-sama taught Goku
You're E-mail address just happens to be SonTaurus@hotmail.com or SS4Vegeta@hotmail.com
You're persistent as Vegeta SSJ in fighting the best
You insult people by calling them humans
Whenever you fall you say that you fall because you don't have your tail anymore
You jump off a pool deck trying to fly and end up breaking your leg
You jump off a pool deck and actually DO fly!
While running track you think you're Goku and run your fastest because he could do it in a second, and end up being the last one in because you forgot to turn
You think you feel power flowing around you, like an enemy is near
You spend weeks trying to fuse with your friend and all you do is get a rash from your fingers touching so much
You put up a bright light in your room and consider it as moon light
You do not cut your hair for 5 years then stick it up like Vegeta's with 20 lbs of hair spray and end up being called a freak
You try and crush a rock in your hand, but just end up hurting yourself
You go to Japan just to watch real DBZ
You give your friends DBZ names
You go to a farm and get a pig, name it Oolong, go home and expect it to talk and shape shift
You get a cat and expect it to talk and change it's shape
You legally change your name to Bulma Briefs or Son Goku
You want to legally change your name to the above
You get a PlayStation just for "DBGT: Final Bout"
You change the spelling of your name until it looks like a DBZ character's or sounds like it
You know EVERY character's name that was ever in DB, DBZ, and DBGT
You call your girlfriend Videl, Bulma, or Chi-Chi(hopefully she will be as young as Videl, hot and horny ad Bulma and will have large Chi-chis).
You post your crappy DBZ drawings on your FTP space even though you know they suck
You scan the newspapers in search of a Shape Shifting Academy
You read Satan in a bible and pronounce it like Mr. Satan
You try and train yourself to make sounds like Higher Dragon
You make Mirai no Trunks's outfit to the absolute detail
You try and buy or make every outfit every DBZ and DBGT character wears
You can think of over a million things for what DBZ stands for
You try and get yourself to sound like every DBZ and DBGT character so you can make up your own fanfics
You can eat as much as Goku can (If anyone knows someone who can please send a video)
Wear a black jacket and put a Capsule Corp. sticker on the shoulder
You actually played the voice of Vegeta in DBZ
You wish you did
You are designing your own DBZ video game for the computer
You tell your friends that you are actually an evil clone
You go to the toy store and buy 7 basket balls and paint stars on them. Then you spend the rest of the day trying to get Porunga to come out
You tell your parents and friends that you are not in your real form. Your real one is Oozaru.
When you pick up the phone you say, "Hiya, I'm Son Goku. How may I help you?"
Whenever your comp shuts down, you blame it on Goku for teaching you
You paint your face green and prance around calling yourself Piccolo
You memorize every meaning of every name
You live on an island, talk to turtles, and name your house Kame house
You look up at the clouds and shout "Kintoun!"
You chant "Janemba Janemba" over and over.
You think you can take on every Z fighter because you have seen everything they can do
You look at your enemy and say, "I can sense your movements by sensing your sentu rokido," then get punched in the face unknowingly
You think your name has an ancient Ki meaning
You are called a SOB and you suddenly think, "Son of Bardock."
You thank them after they say that
You think Earth might just be planet Vegeta and all the Humans are really de-evolved Saiyajin
You threaten to blow up the Earth
You point at someone and expect them to blow up
You prepare yourself to fight Taurus
Your room is actually a shrine to DBZ
You work at the DBZ editing station just so you can see what all the other people are missing
You learn Japanese just to read a DB Manga
You drive around in your car or on your bike chanting 'DBZ IS ON TODAY!' (when, of course, it's on whenever you simply put a video in your VCR)
You beg the earth several times to help you and to form a Genki-Dama
You think that you should only watch Japanese DBZ because you think it offends the Japanese people translate it
You think you are Piccolo and try to shoot your enemy with a Makkankosappo
You try and listen to every single word the Nameks say so you can learn a bit
You actually doubt Gokou's gender because in Japan he has a female voice and you think Chi-Chi might be a lesbo.
You name yourself Freezer and name your family other ice products.
You paint all the grass in your yard blue.
You name your son Trunks or Goten.
You grow a tail.
You record all of the episodes in order. (um... hehehe)
You attempt to go Super Saiyan and pass out.
You try moving the Great Pyrimid with your thoughts.
You wrote a 30 chapter FanFiction about DBZ.
Your kid is repeatedly kidnapped.
Everytime you get killed you get brought back only to get killed a few days later.
You learn Japanese just so you can read the cards.
You look at Goku and Vegeta and think their not bad looking really
You dream about your own Dragonball Z episodes
You are IN the episodes
(one for the ladies) You Want a Boyfriend like Goku
You throw your CD's about the room and yell "Distructo Disc"
You scream "YES!" when your favorite character wins a fight
If your 18 or older and you walk around in a Vegeta t-shirt
Your willing go in public wearing a DBZ character outfit
You tell everyone your the prince of all sayajins once again
Everyone belives your the prince of all sayajins
You've gotten more than 3 of your friends addicted to the show
The words "On the next episode of Dragon Ball Z" are typically followed by NOOOOOO!
You tell people you'll be back for revenge when you go SSJ
You know what SSJ means
Vegeta is your role model
You warn people not to make you use the "Big Bang" attack
You have a wall / shelve full of DBZ figures
You have the SNS DBZ games and play them even though you don't know japanese
You have more than 100 DBZ pics on your computer
You have enough DBZ on tape to run a 100+ hour marathon
You have run a 100+ hour DBZ marathon
You cut of parts of your eyes because you wanted to have a red glow like Androids 17 and 18.
Your favorite restaurant if KFC because you think it means King Fricken Cold.
You attempted suicide when trying to fly off a skyscraper like S.S. Goku.
When you have water fights in the pool you splash the water like you're doing a Kamehameha.
You draw 6 dots on a cabbage and put your hand on top of saying, "Krillin, I will now awaken your sleeping powers!"
You believe Freezer is a woman because he sounds and looks like one and looks like he is wearing pstick.
You place two fingers on your forehead when you want to go somewhere and try to use the instantaneous movement.
You tattoo an "M" to the center of your forehead and try to tell people that you are a Majin.
People believe that you are a Majin.
When someone asks you to say the magic words, you face your hands toward them and scream “Paparra-Pa!”
You pray to the Kaioshins or Kaiosamas.
You raise your two fingers in the air like the peace sign and do the Mr. Satan pose.
You idolize Mr. Satan.
Your favorite dance is the "Bon para para para Bon Pah Pah" dance.
You scream "Saiyajin" when looking at the monkeys at the zoo.
You scream "Oozaru" when there is a full moon.
You destroy your refrigerator because you believe that someday it will blow up the Earth.
You ask someone to shoot you and die attempting to catch the bullet in your hand (I would be afraid if someone could pull that off).
You find two earrings with balls on them and attempt to fuse with someone else, only to find that you put it on the gay ear.
You have your girlfriend dye her hair black or green, then call her Chichi, Bulma, or Videl.
You have your boyfriend dye his hair black or blonde and make him use gallons of gel to keep it sticking up, then call him Goku or SSJ Goku.
You use some of Roshi's lines in public places.

You built A website about DBZ
You are on this website now.
You glue a pink antenna to your head and you try to use it to turn people into chocolate.
You paint yourself green and call yourself a Namekian.
You say "Power pole extend" when getting head from your girlfriend.
You grab someones tits and say "puff puff".
You say "grow magic staff" when doing something sexual.
Every time you see a girl naked you get a nose bleed like Roshi.
You have a girlfriend whose name is Jamie and you call her Jeice.
You try to take lady's panties from a kindergarden teacher.
You try to make a watch that will shrink you.
You have a friend named Deborah and call her Dabra.
You quote names and sounds from the Japanese episodes exactly as they are pronounced.
Memorize the theme song in Japanese.
Would like your own personal planet.
Have your own personal planet.
Try for hours on end to fix your hair like Goku.
Think that space ships can really come out of lighter-sized pill-shaped capsules.
Believe that there is a planet Namek.
Have gone to planet Namek.
Shape your house like a dome.
Take a bath in an oil drum with a fire despite the fact that cars hover in the air.
Honestly and truly feel bad for Krillin.
Break fingers trying to do pushups with just one.
Train at 400x gravity.
Live atop a 5,000-story tower with a black genie-like midget named Po-Po.
Have read all 100+ of these obsessions.
Wonder why in Dead Zone Goku got his hair chopped off but in the next scene it was back to normal.
Hate Freezer with a passion.
Think that Goku and Krillin in Dragonball were "cute".
You and your friend memorize the fusion dance, and then spend weeks getting it right, you do it perfectly, but of course it fails.